- There is a dead bird in the house!
- Why are you peeing on my purse?!
- Toby, quit humping your brother!
- Sophie, quit humping the carpet
- Cooper, stop biting your brothers neck. He'll go outside when he's good and ready
- I herd you! I herd you!
- I discovered the source of the mysterious poop smell. Unsurprisingly, it was poop.
- Give me my bra back, Cooper. It's not a chew toy!
- If you're going to fart could you not sit with your butt right by my mouth?
- Guys! Brothers don't hump! C'mon!
10 Things: I Never Thought I'd Say
I'm dogsitting and have been for the last 10 days (and still have 3 days to go). I've uttered a lot of things I never thought I'd say. Most of them involved humping and butt functions. I apologize in advance.